Cheaters do Prosper 


2017 is turning out to be a tempted vixen in disguise. I’ve been good and dedicate to my regiment- (I’m referring to food here), in case one let their mind wander frivolously. Invariably the cosmos aligned and temptation had me meet a lovely lady who asked me out on a dinner date. Yeah, that’s a first for the year. I am as surprised as you are-believe you me! Whilst I promised utter dietary dedication over the last few weeks, I couldn’t just sit there and eat a salad while she consumed her meal in abandonment feeling guilty every other passing minute.
I decided to play the chivalry and cheat card and order on behalf of us both. She was kind enough to accept. Started off with a mushroom soup and a wholesome salad followed by some vino and a clam pasta with a light drizzle of olive oil, chopped garlic and some oregano seasoning. Dessert in a sinful chocolate mousse was for one with me playing second fiddle, consuming a miniscule excuse of a gelato to keep up with Robinsons.
Let’s pause for a second- I think splurging on a diet is mandatory, not an option. Now that I’ve got your attention, taking away a person’s favorite foods can be the death knell to a diet, in my honest opinion. I read somewhere of this concept called ‘structured cheating.’ Allow me to play devil’s advocate and elucidate this concept further. There’s a difference between enjoying your favorite foods occasionally and eating everything you adore. The key to maintaining ‘control’, is deciding what you want and how much you’ll have, and then “eat it with full consciousness … lick your lips, and then move on with your life.”
Here’s my personal 5 cheat point plan to allow one to lose weight without literally losing one’s mind.
1) Accept your “binge foods.” Acceptance is half the battle won. We know your desire for them isn’t going anywhere. And as we all know, when you tell people they can’t do something — like enjoy a slice of pie — they’re going to want to do it even more, human nature at its defiant best. With this in mind it builds up a ‘calorie count meter’ that’s imperative to psyching ones mind strategically much like the feeling of a depleted bank balance at the end of the month in lieu of our salary credit.
2) Have a plan. As weird as it sounds this helps me every single time. “If you happen to be a dessert lover (like moi) and eat out ever so frequently (guilty again), ask to see the dessert menu first,” This way, you can budget your calories for what matters most to you. Knowing where you’re really headed — toward that lemon cheesecake, perhaps? – It will make it easier to skip the creamy clam chowder or deep-fried cheese sticks as mains.
3) Eat what you love, in small portions. You can have it all, just not all in one day. No food is off-limits as long as you keep your portions reasonable. Don’t believe me? Make a beeline to my next review and witness it first hand. Everything goes! I cheat daily. I satisfy my sweet tooth with a teaspoon of organic honey that I keep in the freezer so it melts slowly with the slurp atop my tongue and satisfies my craving without consuming too many calories. Also try the ‘8-chomp mastication rule’. Chew each morsel of food repeatedly 8 times and over before consumption. This is scientifically proven to gestate and burn food simultaneously with a workout of sorts.
4) Compromise. Much like the lovely ladies who urge me to watch Netflix rom-coms over Sci-fi fantasies at home, a diet is a love affair filled with compromise. I love my creamy chicken salad- however drastic changes were made to mine by cutting the calories with replacing half the mayonnaise with yogurt. Compromises are an empowering thing. Especially when a Rom-com can be practiced in real time post the movie v/s a dream within a dream, if you get my drift?
5) Cheat galore only on what you love. Here’s my philosophy- ‘If it’s bad (for your diet), it had better be good’. So instead of grabbing a trio of donut holes each morning with ones coffee, and distractedly downing a doughy 300 calories, I would recommend splurging on something worth savoring. Donuts to me could be a perfect wedge of pineapple upside down cake, if your heart so desires?
Having opened up the cheater’s handbook, the underlying principle, which you got to stay committed, too is any format of physical activity or a mix format of a few. Kickboxing, Yoga, Pilates, cycling, swimming, walking, running anything goes. That’s something one could never cheat on irrespective.
So go ahead; have your weight loss and eat cake, too!
 
 
 
 
 

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Date with a Clause 

If anyone asked me how I envisioned my Christmas at the start of the month, I would have scoffed at the idea and barked of my role as the Grinch this coming season. Flashback to an impromptu meeting at a Saturday night market followed by a late night bike ride with a beautiful stranger had me chimney down a different tune. Whilst many you folk went for midnight mass with refreshments and cake post (yes, I ain’t no heathen, I went for one as well), to the festive Christmas dances around Goa till the wee hours of the morning- I had an agenda in place. For all the single guys reading this, listen up. An invitation to a home cooked meal for a lady is sure brownie points on any given Sunday, and a double whammy at that when it happens to be Christmas. Donning the apron I had a plan in mind. An aperitif, salad and dessert were on the menu. Pre-planned and decided on our first encounter itself.
 For the sake of coveted ambiguity- Annie hails from Norway, is ambidextrous, loves her veggies and on occasion meets Mr. Clause from time to time. Yeah, they are practically neighbors, proximity wise. Cooking up a meal required something quick and easy yet spelt chic and sophisticated. Keeping it traditional had me research and play around with the Eggnog donning the aperitif quadrant. Did you know- culinary historians still debate its exact lineage; most agree eggnog originated from the early medieval Britain “posset,” a hot, milky, ale-like drink. By the 13thcentury, monks were known to drink a posset with eggs and figs. Milk, eggs, and sherry were foods of the wealthy, so eggnog was often used in toasts to prosperity and good health. The Coconut Eggnog had a local touch of Goa infused. A pack of full fat coconut milk, 2 cups light coconut milk, 4 egg yolks, 1/2 cup maple syrup, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, and always some extra nutmeg for service. I just combined all the ingredients in the basin of a blender and blended away till they were well-combined and frothy and chilled it. Why did I do this you asked? Compared to the traditional Eggnog recipe made with milk, cream and eggs, dairy-free nog made from coconut milk has about half the calories and a fraction of the fat. It’s surprisingly creamy, and the coconut flavor may trick you into thinking you’ve already added a shot of rum (saving you about 100 calories.) Yes, I’m considerate like that.

 Ever Dated a Carrot with Feta in a salad? No pun intended, I assure you. All one needs is 3 carrots, 2 tsp chopped coriander, 1.5 tsp of extra virgin olive oil, 2 tsp honey, salt, juice of 1 lime, ¼ cup crumbled feta cheese, 2 tsp of chopped toasted almonds, 2 tsp finely chopped dates. A 20-minute parallel process has one thinly slice the carrots into ribbons using a vegetable peeler or mandolin, including any remaining “stubs” of carrot. Its important to note that you have to soak it in ice water until the ribbons firm up and curl, about 15 minutes. Drain and pat dry. Whisk together the cilantro, olive oil, honey, half a teaspoon salt and the limejuice in a medium bowl. Add the carrots along with the feta cheese, almonds and dates, and toss until evenly combined

 That didn’t stop there. With Christmas carols for good measure, I topped it off with Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you” and served her the piece-de-resistance- Poached Pears in spiced tea pudding. And people say, I’m not a romantic. Scoff! A 15 minute preparation required 50g golden caster sugar, 1tsp honey, 4 luscious strawberries, 2 spiced tea bags (I infused strawberry cream and peppermint), 2 pears halved and scooped with a spoon, little orange juice zest and yogurt. You start off putting the sugar, honey in a big saucepan with 600 ml water and bring it to a boil, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Add the pear halves, then cover and simmer until the pears are just tender – do poke them with a skewer to check. Lift out the pears, then turn up the heat, throw in the strawberries and boil for a few minutes until syrupy. Serve them pears, with warm syrup poured over and a spoonful of yogurt. Move over to the simmering bonfire in my backyard on a nippy night with toasted marshmallows and a blanket for company, it definitely began to look a lot like Christmas for sure.